Within the first hour of being there, a girl knocked my pear cider all over me then as she was apologising, saw Mike and called me his exes name! All in the space of 3 seconds, I wasn’t sure what to be most upset about! But she did apologise profusely in all fairness to her. And it turned out to be a pretty fun night! Not bad for my first bank holiday around Abertillery.
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1. Hours worrying over what to wear
2. Feeling inadequate when I do pick something to wear
3. My hair not going right
4. The hideous photos of me looking like the missing link in the theory of evolution that I have to untag myself from on Facebook the next day
5. Contemplating going into hiding the next day after seeing these photos
6. Not knowing who most of the people are
7. Constant fear of being/getting everyone thrown out because I have the face of a newborn child.

‘The Picture of Dorian Gray’ should be called ‘The Picture of Dorian Gay’, no joke.